Ending: And That's When the Meteor Hit
Unlock Condition: You must find several unusual items during your second playthrough of the game.
-The Book of Basics in the Tunnel Labyrinth
-The Ninja Mask in the Abandoned House
-The Odd Shaped Red Shirt in the Hospital before finding the Second Eye
-The Broken Sword Handle in the burning house where Rainbow Dash was
-A Playing Card with a Brown Haired Colts Head in The Study of Fluttershy's Old Home
She carefully pushed the door open and walked through the door.
On the otherside was a large open room, almost like a small gymnasium. She walked forward to the middle of the room, when she stopped.
A black fire was burning on the opposite side of the court. The fire slowly grew, rising up into the shape of a pony, before red eyes appeared on its face, a white mouth opening. It was the dark creature.
Fluttershy stared at the creature. She didn't feel a heavy, overbearing presence this time. The creature was still drawing fear from her heart, but it wasn't overwhelming her now. She could stand before this creature now.
However, before either of them could move or speak, a light burst forth from her saddlebag.
Fluttershy jumped back in surprise as from her bag rose up the five seemingly random objects, each glowing in a white light as they began to circle the worried mare.
Then, in a second surprise, the five objects burst up to the ceiling of the room, combining together in a magnificent bright light. Fluttershy tried her best to follow it, but the ball of light came shooting towards the ground with a blinding speed.
With a large explosion the object crashed between Fluttershy and the Dark Creature, sending dust, debris and a huge blast of wind around the gym. Fluttershy was amazed she somehow had stayed on her feet through the ordeal.
Through the clouds of smoke and dust, a loud cough could be heard.
"Agh! Dammit Brad! You're supposed to warn me when these things happen!" Came a strange voice.
"Hey, I had to get in here myself!" Came a separate voice. With a second burst of wind from seemingly nowhere, the dust and smoke cleared. There before Fluttershy stood a brown coat and haired earth pony standing next to a green pony in black and green ninja gear.
my story!" The brown pony groaned putting a hoof to his face.
"We've got plenty of time to fix it later Sam; I need to have my fun!" Brad grinned, "But its time for this guy to meet my secret weapon!" Brad reached into his outfit before pulling out a master ball. He gave it a quick toss, as from it appeared a large humanoid, wearing torn white rags, wielding a gigantic metal sword and a large metallic pyramid on his head.
Didn't someone more famous make this joke?" Sam raised an eyebrow at Brad.
"Yea, but he didn't do this! Pyramid Head! Use ultimate distraction!"
The Pyramid head seemed to move slowly before the Dark Creature. The Dark Creature raised its eyebrow curiously.
Then, the Pyramid Head reached to the ground, picking up a top hat and cane. He placed the top hat gently against his head, before suddenly, from out of nowhere; music began to play as he danced.
"Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own"
The dark creature seemed to open its eyes wide in shock as it watched the horrendous creature dance before it. There was no describing what it was that was before him
"Gotcha now!" Brad cried out, appeared above the dark creature, before rushing downwards and slamming down onto the dark creature, the creature letting out a loud roar as an explosion seemed to rock his being.
" Sam groaned as he got up and walked over to Fluttershy who was just staring at the spectacle with her mouth agape, "My apologies Fluttershy, I'll get this story back on track as soon as my editor is done having his moment."
" was the only word that escaped Fluttershy's mouth. Then in a weird sensation, she felt a warm, gentle pulse fill her body as her wounds seemed to escape her. The brown haired pony was unwrapping her bandages before she could realize it. However, when the bandages fell to the floor, she felt fine. Whatever he had done, he had fixed her body.
"You feel alright?" Sam asked curiously.
" Fluttershy looked at Sam, blinking again.
"Again, sorry, my editor Brad there
he refused to let me get away without him having his fun." Sam rolled his eyes a little when another explosion was heard from the other-side of the gymnasium. Suddenly, before the two of them a Brad appeared.
"Hey, this is all non-canon anyways, let me have my fun!" Brad laughed.
canon?" Fluttershy was in shock.
I think we've put Fluttershy into catatonic shock now." Sam said poking the young mare before him, which didn't seem to generate a response.
"That's alright, we'll fix her up as soon as we're finished here, and I thought you'd be the most appropriate to deal the final blow to this blob." Brad seemed to grin behind his mask.
What did you have in mind?" Sam asked raising an eyebrow at Brad.
"Use an old trick of yours!" Brad said before suddenly moving quickly. Sam wasn't sure what he did, but suddenly his hoof felt very hot. He lifted it up and looked at it, to find that Brad had set it on fire.
I get it
" Sam said, as the searing hot pain began to tear at his nerves.
The bloody mess of the dark creature was crawling forward as best it could, letting out horrifying whines at the damage Brad had done. Sam suddenly appeared before it, as the creature looked up at the fire burning on Sam's hoof.
"I'm doing this for Brad. So now!" Sam held his hoof over his head, "Here I go! This hoof of mine is BURNING RED! Its loud roar tells me to GRASP VICTORY!" He pulled his hoof back, "ERUPTING
HOOF!" Sam thrust his hoof down onto the head of the Dark Creature, "AND NOW
THE END!" The Dark Creature roared out as it suddenly erupted in a huge explosion. The fire on Sam's hand extinguished at this.
"Excellent Sam!" Brad laughed happily.
"Are we done now?" Sam said looking at Fluttershy, who seemed to have become a white statue, "I think we need to get back to the computer and fix this trauma."
"Hold on! There's ONE LAST THING I need to do while we're here!" Brad laughed.
what're you doing Brad?" Sam winced a little, not ready for what Brad had in mind.
"Oh, something that'll make the fans VERY happy!" He said standing up on his hind hooves before clapping his hooves together.
Lance was busy writing down notes in his office about his latest patient. He was going to have to remember to increase her medication by about 50 milligrams for it provide better results, though he'd have to add a liquid portion to her diet to substitute the increase nausea the medicine would add as a side effect.
Suddenly there was a knock at his office door and he groaned softly to himself.
"Come in." He called out.
"I can't." Said the voice behind the door.
"Why not?" Lance growled, displeased with having to break from his studies.
"I have something for you that I can't get through the door at the moment; I need you to open it."
Fine." Lance grunted as he got up from his desk. He carefully maneuvered around the piles of books that lay stacked around his office as he approached the door. He lifted his hoof up and opened it, looking down into what seemed to be a black hole.
"Hey, yea, I couldn't stop by here without dropping you a visit. And I figured what better way to show you how I feel about your 'canon' then by showing you my cannon?" Brad sat atop a huge cannon that somehow he had managed to fit into the hallway.
A loud explosion rang out, rocking the whole hospital at its very foundation as the cannon was fired at point blank range.
I apologize for this again." Sam said looking at Fluttershy who stood next to him in the hallway looking at the cannon as best they could through the wrecked hallway, filled with smoke and debris. Though admittedly the floor was now given a good view of the sky.
" Fluttershy mumbled.
this is all a bad dream?" Sam smiled awkwardly.
yes this was all a bad dream." Fluttershy murmured to herself.
"And so, once again, the day was saved. The ponies Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy can go on living happily, with none of the trauma, cause I said so, Lance Strongshy got torn to pieces by a cannonball, And everything was better forever, thanks to that dashing editor Brad"
"Are you done ruining my story yet?"